Snow Sense

There should be a "do not drive" list for snowy days. Some of the folks that should be on it, based on my observations today:

Drivers of sub-compact cars who aren't smart enough to avoid that 2 foot deep pile of snow.

Soccer moms that went out and got suv's, but have no idea how to use 4 wheel drive. You'd be better off in a Subaru.

Stupid men that seem to think 4 wheel drive somehow enhances braking. Doesn't work that way, as the cop will be explaining to you soon. You would be better off letting your clueless wife drive, at least she's careful.

Cronic brakers. I got news for you, you can't steer with your wheels locked up, and crawling along with your 4-ways flashing is just asking for trouble. If you're that scared, stay home.

That guy with the VW "newbeatle" that tried to climb that hill behind me. Dude, stupid car for this part of the world, but even stupider idea to try and climb that hill with it. There's a reason there are gradient warning signs on that hill. You did look quite fashionable as I watched you sliding backwards down the hill in my rearview, though.

On the list of people that should be out: that handful of people that grew up in northern states and learned how to drive properly in snow, even in small cars (bonus if you know how to handle a rear wheel drive!). And, of course, fellow Jeep owners that are smart enough to power through a turn but remember to brake early for a stop. Remember guys, leave room around you for all the idiots.

Have a happy and safe Jeep Day, and remember, if no one is around, it's always ok to put it in 2 wheel and let your Jeep shake its tail. Hey, they like dancin' too.